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I miss the old layout.

2012-09-18 22:01:42 by kiljoy96

I want it back. I don't care that it looks dated. I'll do anything.


I'm at college.

2012-08-13 16:27:18 by kiljoy96

Am I cool yet?


I got bored.

2012-01-30 18:54:25 by kiljoy96

So I made a simple program in VB (I'm making pointless projects so I don't forget the language for next year's classes) that simulates a car starting and stopping.

Public Class Form1
Private Sub Button1_Click(ByVal sender As System.Object, ByVal e As System.EventArgs) Handles Button1.Click
If Timer1.Enabled = False Then
Timer1.Enabled = True
ElseIf Timer1.Enabled = True Then
Timer1.Enabled = False
End If
If Timer2.Enabled = False Then
Timer2.Enabled = True
Timer3.Enabled = False
ElseIf Timer2.Enabled = True Then
Timer2.Enabled = False
Timer3.Enabled = True
End If
End Sub

Private Sub Timer1_Tick(ByVal sender As System.Object, ByVal e As System.EventArgs) Handles Timer1.Tick
If Label1.Text < 40 Then
Label1.Text = Label1.Text + 1
End If
If Label1.Text >= 40 Then
If Label1.Text < 50 Then
Label1.Text = Label1.Text + 0.8
ElseIf Label1.Text >= 50 Then
If Label1.Text < 60 Then
Label1.Text = Label1.Text + 0.6
ElseIf Label1.Text >= 60 Then
If Label1.Text < 70 Then
Label1.Text = Label1.Text + 0.4
ElseIf Label1.Text >= 70 Then
If Label1.Text < 75 Then
Label1.Text = Label1.Text + 0.2
ElseIf Label1.Text >= 75 Then
If Label1.Text < 80 Then
Label1.Text = Label1.Text + 0.1
ElseIf Label1.Text >= 80 Then
Label1.Text = Label1.Text + 0.01
End If
End If
End If
End If
End If
End If
End Sub

Private Sub Timer2_Tick(ByVal sender As System.Object, ByVal e As System.EventArgs) Handles Timer2.Tick
PictureBox1.Top = PictureBox1.Top - Label1.Text / 4
If PictureBox1.Top < -80 Then
PictureBox1.Top = 630
End If
End Sub

Private Sub PictureBox1_Click(ByVal sender As System.Object, ByVal e As System.EventArgs) Handles PictureBox1.Click

End Sub

Private Sub Timer3_Tick(ByVal sender As System.Object, ByVal e As System.EventArgs) Handles Timer3.Tick
If Label1.Text > 0 Then
Label1.Text = Label1.Text - 2
Else
Label1.Text = 0
End If
If Label1.Text = 0 Then
Timer3.Enabled = False
End If
If PictureBox1.Top < -80 Then
PictureBox1.Top = 630
End If
PictureBox1.Top = PictureBox1.Top - Label1.Text / 4
End Sub
End Class

Basically, it just increases the number of a label acting as a speedometer, which the timers then borrow from, divide the number by four, and subtract from the y value of the picture box to make it go, simulating a steady speed growth and exponential distance coverage. You just basically do the same thing inversed to make it stop smoothly.



I just have a general lack of interest towards anything, except learning. All I ever feel like doing is learning more shit. I just sit around all day, watching everyone else be the mindless robot slaves they are and think about things. Things like how much life sucks, why life sucks, why I seem to be the only one that realizes life sucks, and why I'm overly pessimistic. I'm not depressed or anything, I'd just rather lay in bed and stare at the ceiling than do anything else.

I like thinking to myself. If I could, I'd be a hermit. I don't value social interaction at all. I also have no sex drive. I just don't care.


Oh, hey.

2011-12-31 19:45:17 by kiljoy96

I got a 30 on the ACT. I received a 34 on the science portion.
I suppose that isn't too bad for a sophomore. Perhaps I could get into Yale if I take it again next year and bump up my score a bit.
Although, I'm not sure what I want to do. I think I've narrowed it down to science or developing. Perhaps a physicist, though I'm not quite sure how high in demand those are.


Cough cough

2011-12-09 07:13:56 by kiljoy96

cough co-BITCHES ON MY DICK cough cough

Also, please enjoy this video I made.

Cough cough


Day 4

2011-12-07 06:11:33 by kiljoy96

Still no sign of zebra cakes
rations are low
water reserve is being depleted quickly
sleep comes harder every night
may God help me on my perilous journey


Fucking crazy dreams, man.

2011-12-06 07:07:15 by kiljoy96

I was back with all the people I was with in Chicago. We went to some huge church to play a concert. We played some songs and I seriously felt like we were there for hours. Then, the next part is blurry, but something happened that made us realize we needed to leave. We couldn't leave though, there was some evil barrier. I tried to get my front man to cast it aside with a crucifix, but he couldn't. I figured, seeing as I am the son of a licensed preacher and all, I should do it. So I did. Then when we got out, I was suspicious of this one guy. I walked up to him and touched him with the crucifix. It burned him. I then proceeded to do an exorcism on him. Though I don't really know what to say, so I kept repeating "In the name of the Father, in the name of the Son, in the name of the Holy Spirit, leave this holy child of God alone." and it worked. Then I was like, shit, what if other people are possessed as well? So I went down this line of people sitting on the side of the road, crucifix hovering over them in my hand. It made the girl I like (I have no idea why she was there) cower, so I touched her with it, and it burned her. Did the same shit, and she was good. I went home and wanted to test my family (it was a fictional family, don't know why.) They were all good, except my little brother. So we did shit on him and he was good. Then something happened to make me realize that I was then possessed. I got my mom to call a priest to bless the house and to do an exorcism on myself. While she was away, 2 burglars came in. Some shit happened and I ended up making one guy tiny and melting him in a pan of scrambled eggs. I'm not sure what happened to the other guy, but I think it was fucked up. Then the priest came in and (somewhere along the line I lost my crucifix) I asked him to touch me with one. He did, and it hurt like a motherfucker. I asked if he could bless the house, but he didn't. He just got the demon out of me and ran, leaving behind his crucifix. Then I was at school, with the crucifix, and I was trying to touch everyone I could with it. I touched a girl I used to like with it (I'm seeing a trend here.) and she said ouch and flinched. We were later in class together and she refused to let me touch her with it, repeating that she didn't believe in all that shit. I snuck a touch in anyway and it burned her so bad. (the burns do heal over quickly, by the way.) I did the shit and then I'm not sure what happened, but someone told me that maybe the crucifix was holding the demons and they only spread out to people I liked. (I don't like anyone in my real family, and I don't have a little brother in real life. Fucking symbolism, man.) Then I threw that shit away.

I should probably stop drinking before I go to bed.


I WANT SOME FUCKING ZEBRA CAKES

2011-12-04 03:23:05 by kiljoy96

GOD DAMMIT
GIMMIE DEM ZEBRA CAKES
FUCK
SHIT
FUCK


Share your secrets not with man

2011-11-22 07:33:54 by kiljoy96

For man is a social creature. And narcissistic at that.