if you were a pidgeon what kind of hat would you have?

If you had a third eyeball where would it be?

If you think these questions are not random should i shoot you?

If you murderd someone with a comb what brand would it be?

If you think these questions are stupid will you shoot me?

Thank you for your time
My Answers:A. Leprecaun Hat B: My Forehead C: No D: Conair(cause my name is Connor) E: HEEEEELLLLLLLLL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!