This is for school. wheeeee.

Bo was a truck driver. A blind truck driver. He loved to play frisbee with his fuchsia plastic frisbee and his dull scissors.
One day Bo was playing frisbee by the ocean. The dull scissors missed the catch, and the frisbee went flying to the ocean. Where a great white shark ate it. Then the shark got eaten by a blue whale. So Bo found his truck, got out his handy dandy ball and chain, and went on a blind adventure into the ocean, an adventure full of spontaneuly combusting fish, surviving on instinct, and a lot of swimming.
So when Bo was waist deep in the ocean, he started to sink.